May 12, 2009

  • Growing Old

    I am having a frustrating day so I need a picker upper.  I'll admit that I suck at practicing the art of ignoring people who doesn't have any common sense and common courtesy.  I live by the Golden Rule.  If I treat you with respect, you should return the same.  I better get on the bitch train.


     

     

    I dialed a number and got the following recording:

    "I am not available right now, but

    Thank you for caring enough to call.

    I am making some changes in my life.

    Please leave a message after the

    Beep. If I do not return your call,

    You are one of the changes."

    ~~~~~

    Aspire to inspire before you expire.

    ~~~~~

    I LOVE THIS NEXT ONE!

    My wife and I had words,

    But I didn't get to use mine.

    ~~~~~

    Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.

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    Blessed are those who can give without remembering

    And take without forgetting.

    ~~~~~

    The irony of life is that, by the time

    You're old enough to know your way

    Around, you're not going anywhere.

    ~~~~~

    God made man before woman so as to give him time to think

    Of an answer for her first question.

    ~~~~~

    I was always taught to respect my elders,

    But it keeps getting harder to find one.

    ~~~~~

    Every morning is the dawn

    of a new error.